February 2012
422 posts
2 tags
EVERY GODDAMN TIME
teacher: *mentions anything about homosexuality*
class: *looks at me*
So true.
AP student: I'm in so many AP classes
AP student: they're advanced placement
AP student: that's what "AP" means
AP student: so that means I'm really smart
AP student: AP courses are college-level courses
AP student: I was in my AP classroom with my AP classmates today
AP student: because AP
Monkey Business: Two-Way Mirror →
nickmonkey:
He tugged at the button and zipper and thought, this is my life.
It had begun with his cousin, fumbling around in the backyard and bedroom, neither more than eleven years old, where he always ended up being the one on his knees.
Then came junior high, and its pristine bathrooms defiled by sounds…
guys this guy is a really good writer
sometimes I have to wonder how Geordin can fashion...
gueyprince:
aerophonophiliac:
gueyprince:
GEORDIN HOW
HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS
how do I know what what is?
what the butts is a bustline
bust·line
[buhst-lahyn] Show IPA
noun
1.
the outline or shape of a woman’s bust.
2.
the part of a garment covering the breasts: a dress with afitted bustline.
sometimes I have to wonder how Geordin can fashion...
gueyprince:
GEORDIN HOW
HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS
how do I know what what is?
gueyprince:
gringoheartthrob:
gueyprince:
gringoheartthrob:
gueyprince:
NO
IT’S A WONDERFUL FIRST DAY UNTIL YOU HAVE TO SAVE AND EVERYTHING GOES CORRUPT
I never had glitch or saving issues. :Ia
In fact, I cheated the fuck out of this game.
Yay~
you nasty-
anyway
¿ESCUS JU?
ju deaf?
shit just got serious
Monkey Business: Two-Way Mirror →
nickmonkey:
It never seemed too difficult, to get them to come to him. He was handsome, surely, but not overly so. He was attractive enough that they weren’t repulsed by him, but not so handsome that he threatened their masculinity.
It was always interesting to see how long it took. Sometimes, his hands were…
Let's say you run for President; fourth gif with...
scroobius-gambino:
I don’t usually do these, but my gif is amazing and I haven’t had a chance to use it yet, so without further ado…
YUP.
One of you just sent me photoshopped Darren Criss...
nickmonkey:
tyleroakley:
SHARE DAMMIT
NO SHIT
3 tags
mom: anime club
me: no
mom: what do you talk about in anime club? pokemon?
me: mom no
mom: do you talk about your favorite pokemon
me: mom
mom: my favorite is the water one
tunnnelsnakesrule:
seriously if you’re hot you need to tell me so i can follow you back
oh me
Kay: sarah's boyfriend just came in here
scoop out penis: yeah
Kay: and was like "hey you want an enchalada"
Kay: and i was like "ok"
scoop out penis: i want an enchalada
Kay: so he gave me a plate and got me a fork
Kay: but the bottom is haard and i can't cut it
scoop out penis: omg you pussy
Kay: so i just brought the plate up to my face
Kay: and just
Kay: slid it in my mouth
scoop out penis: omg
Kay: and jake was like
scoop out penis: omg.
scoop out penis: kay
Kay: "kay do you need help"
Kay: "it's ok"
Kay: and i just laughed while i ate my enchalada
Watchkayotics:
me eating an enchilada
STILL GLORIOUS
I really want to drink this weekend
but goddamn speech judging and wedding bullshit UGH.
brb, feeding amanda's addiction.
DAMMIT GEORDIN